Lauren Ipsum

LAUREN IPSUM

An absolute classic placeholder text generator, based on things Lauren says frequently.
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She’s alarming. What an absolute classic. He’s an absolute dreamboat. Snacks are fundamental. That’s so fucking creepy.

Stop it. She’s a massive creep. I need to relax. I have a fear of shower curtains and whales. He’s a massive sicko. Gang bang? Alicia Keys is a fucking cunt. In today's contemporary society.

You're my wife now. Holy shit! Leechy leechy leechy. Where's mummy? What is the facking chat? Where’s the car? I absolutely hate whales! Where’s the deck?! I need to zop out, right now.